There were two Russian lovers, walking hand in hand On the banks of a river in a snow covered land A boy and a girl with starlight in their eyes They kiss and caress as he tenderly sighs…
Talking: Ha, ha, ha, comrade, Alright comrade, that's enough
Singing: Oh we meet each night by the silvery light Of that dear old fashioned Russian satellite moon, hey! It shines so bright, turns Americans white At the sight of our dear old Russian satellite moon
Talking: Hello, I'm in England, I tore open my flat I ran into the cellar and I put on my old ARP hat
Ohh, ha hee ho, don't be silly Come on in Nyet!
Singing: Dance and jive while we're all still alive By the light of our glorious Russian satellite moon, ah ha ha ha
Gentlemen!
Oh, look up in the skies, I can't believe my eyes It's the dear old fashioned Russian satellite moon
What, what, where?
Hand me my gun, we're going to have some fun Oh, I've missed that naughty Russian satellite moon What's this? I'll have to run you in now for a very legal reason (ohh!) Shootin' at Russian moons when they're out of season An aside, my reply to that is this rocket is in fact England's answer to the Russian satellite moon
Announcer: The president, gentlemen, the president of the harharnidharn har harmeriharn Man: There’s a Russian satellite moon over Arkansas, Mr. President President: Thank heaven it's not over America. Don't worry we are prepared for this! Mr. Presley, let ‘em have it…
Now listen here, I made it clear Just what we intend to do Well, I'll rock around that Russian satellite moon-oon I'll rock around that Russian satellite moon-oon Unintelligible
Talking: That's right comrade Elvis
Singing: Go on, shake your hips While we listen to the blips Of our glorious Russian satellite moon
Russian Cossack singing with sound effects fade out