Comes a rainstorm - put your rubbers on your feet (Tu-ru-ru-, hah-), Comes a snowstorm - you can get a little heat (Tu-ru-ru-, hah-), Comes lo-o-o-ove (comes love) - nothing can be do-one (Tu-ru-ru-ru, hah-, hah-).
Comes a fire - then you know just what to do (Tu-ru-ru-, hah-), Blow a tire - you can buy another shoe (Tu-ru-ru-, hah-), Comes lo-o-o-ove (comes love) - nothing can be do-one (Tu-ru-ru-ru, oh-oh-oh-oh-).
{Don't try} (tu-wap) hiding, cause there isn't any use (Tu-ru-ru, dee-dee-dap, ain't no u-use) - You'll start {sliding, when your heart turns on the ju-uice}. (Ta-ra-tum-ta-ra!)
Comes a headache - you can lose it in a day (Tu-ru-ru-, hah-ah-), Comes a toothache - see your dentist right away (Tu-ru-ru-, hah-ah-), Comes lo-o-o-ove (comes love) - nothing can be done.
Comes a heatwave - you can hurry to the shore, Comes a summons - you can hide behind the door, Comes lo-o-o-ove - nothing can be done, hey!
(Ooh-ooh-) Comes the mea-i-isles - you can quarantine a room, (Ooh-ooh-) Comes a mousey - you can chase it with a broom (Chase it away), Comes love (comes love) - nothing can be done (Ta-du-ta-du-da-tu-da).
That's all, brother, if you've ever been in love (Ooh-ooh-aah, ta-ra-ta-tu-da), That's all, brother, you know what I'm thinkin' o-of (Ooh-ooh-aah, you know what I mean).
Comes a nightmare - you can always stay awake (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh), Comes depression (ah-ah) - you may get another break, Comes l-o-o-oove (ah-na-na-na) - nothing can be done. (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-aah!)
(Orchestration & vocals improvization)
(Pa-da-ba-du-bi-du-bi-du-ba-du-ba-dah) (Pa-da-ba-du-bi-du-bi-du-ba-du-ba-dah, ah-ah!) (Lead vocals scat) (Pa-da-ba-du-bi-du-bi-du-ba-du-ba-dah) (Pa-da-ba-du-bi-du-bi-du-ba-du-ba-dah, ah-ah-ah!) Nothing can be do-o-one! Oh-oh!
(Orchestration)
Comes a rainstorm - put your rubbers on your feet (Ta-ra, ooh-), Comes a snowstorm you can get a little heat, (Ta-ra, ooh-ooh-), Comes lo-o-ove - (no) no-[o]-othing can be do-o-one (Ooh, nothi-ng).
Mm, comes a fire then you know just what to do (Uh-, tu-ru-ru-), Blow a tire - you can buy another shoe (Tu-tu-), Comes lo-[o]-ove (comes love) - nothing can be done (Back vocals scat).
(Lead vocals improvization) {When your heart turns on the ju-uice!}
Comes a headache, you can lose it in a day (Tu-du-ta-tah), Comes a toothache, see your dentist right away (Tu-du-ta-tah), Comes lo-o-o-o-ve (comes love-), Co-o-o-o-o-o-o-omes love (comes love-), Co-au-omes love (comes love), Nothi-[i]-ing ca-[a]-an be do-[o]-one!
(Scat conclusion on start back vocals theme)
Nothing can be done! I said nothing, nothing, nothing can be done! Nothing can be done! Hm-mm, mm-mm-mm.