In the reptile room, Where the baby screams, Weirder creatures loom, Than in all of your dreams. In the reptile room, Hither and thither, Creatures from cartoons, Slither any-whither. In the reptile room, Anacondas dance, Will they be our doom, Will we be their bon-bons And you wanna know, wanna know, wanna know why I frown, Well I'm smiling, I'm just smiling upside down. In the reptile room, There's an evil man, In a strange costume, Do not ride in his van. In the reptile room, Are pythons at play? In the murky gloom, What a horrible day...