Hair of an Idiot A C A C G A D G His song was coming to an end This would be the last we’d see of Number Ten Dragged out his final year painfully slow A D And all agreed with his last words C G “I don’t want to go” A D G The time came when the Doctor had to change his face Heartbroken, we all wondered who would take his place The news was greeted with awe A D And when Series Five came C G C D This is what I saw G C D He’s got the hair of an idiot, and the rest of him’s a jerk His rudeness and his midnight cravings put little Amelia to work He abandons little girls, he thinks bowties are cool G C D A C A C G This man is not the Doctor, Steven, who are you trying to fool? A D G The man’s potential for greatness seemed no more than a myth He barely acts like a Timelord! You sure he’s not a certain Mr. Smith? But I kept watching as I had for so long A D And pretty soon began to think C G Maybe I was wrong A D G He can’t sit back and watch your children cry And when Daleks start getting friendly, he’s the first to question why The cracks in time frustrate his mental power A D And he likes to explain things still C G C D At a million miles an hour G C D He’s got the hair of an idiot, and the rest of him’s confusing His anger’s fierce, as is his love, where is that old dislike I am losing? He’s really got me feeling like a tool G C D A C A C G And also got me wondering, could bowties possibly be cool? Em G Wibbly wobbly, timey wimey, still got legs, still not ginger Alright, it’s a jammy dodger but I was promised tea Beast below, Geronimo, I was not expecting this You look Timelord, we came first! I can buy a fez A C Finally now I see A C D And I hope that you will agree G C D He’s got the hair of an idiot, but the rest of him’s the Doctor If your goal was to faze this dame I guarantee that you have shocked her He is a Timelord and bowties are cool G C D A C A C G A Number Eleven’s excellent, Matt Smith you truly are a jewel