Mama got the rub board, sister got the tub They're going round doing the rub-de-rub Ain't it crazy, ain't it crazy Ain't it crazy one day, to keep on rubbin' that thing
Two old maids, they was layin' in a bed One turned over and this is what she said Ain't it crazy, ain't it crazy Ain't it crazy one day, to keep on rubbin' that thing
Yeah mama killed a chicken, thought it was a duck Put him on the table with his feet sticking up Ain't it crazy, ain't it crazy Ain't it crazy one day, to keep on rubbin' that thing
There was two old maids, layin' in the sand Each one wonderin' if the other was a man [Alternative: Each one wishing that the other was a man] Ain't it crazy, ain't it crazy Ain't it crazy one day, to keep on rubbin' at that thing