I Your story sad to tell A teenage ne'er do well Most mixed up non-delinquent on the block Your future's so unclear now What's left of your career now? Can't even get a trade in on your smock
Beauty school dropout No graduation day for you Beauty school dropout Missed your midterms and flunked shampoo Well at least you could have taken time, to wash and clean your clothes up After spending all that dough to have the doctor fix your nose up
II (higher) Baby don't sweat it You're not cut out to hold a job Better forget it Who wants their hair done by a slob?
Now your bangs are curled, your lashes whirled, but still the world is cruel Wipe off that angel face and go back to high school!
Baby don't blow it Don't put my good advice to shame Baby you know it Even Dear Abby'd say the same!
Now I've called the shot, get off the pot, I really gotta fly!