I'm feeling so tired, can't understand it Just had a full night's sleep I'm feeling so stuck, I'm so distracted Ain't touched a thing all week I'm feeling drunk baby, too stoned and sloppy Ain't touched a drink all night I'm feelin' hungered, can't see the reason Just had an all-meat pie
Girl when you call my name I salivate like Pavlov's dog Girl when you lay me out My heart is beatin' louder than a big bass drum, oh right
Now you got the mix And Audie you got the sticks Love is a bitch Yeah you got the mix Audie you got the sticks boy But love is just a bitch, oh yeah
She's just a bitch, baby
If I could sing you, If I could sing you a love song so divine Would it be enough for your cheatin' heart Or would you think this boy's insane He's insane I'm talkin' 'bout the women All around the world Women behind bars Women in fast cars Women in distress I like a lady with no dress Women in aeroplanes Women who play their games Women in a uniform See the woman with her clothes torn
Women who satisfy Women you can't buy Like the women in a magazine And them ladies in the limousine Women who sip champagne Women who feel no pain Women in a disco Women that don't want to know, know, know
Women wanting sympathy Women feelin' ecstacy Women that live in a fantasy About bringin' a man right down to his knees, yeah
Women that fall in love Women that need a shove Women that can't be beat Check out that lady in my back seat Women in the U.S.A. The women steal your heart away Women into rock 'n' roll Or the ladies in the back of the bus after the show
Women that we write songs about Women that turn around and kick you out Women you dream about all your life Women that stab you in the back with a switchblade knife
Yeah you got a mix And Audie you got the sticks boy But love is a bitch Yeah you got a mix Audie, you got the sticks baby But love is a bitch, all right