Chillin' on the couch with Fred In his lap is where I lay my head Spend our Saturday evening watching Brokeback Mountain Again
This movie is getting me hot Good thing I like my brother a lot Actually, he's the best looking guy in the world Just like me!
Brotherly love is what we've got Brotherly love, so freakin' hot Brotherly love - it's the Weasley way
One night I followed Percy and Ron Walking to the attic, arm in arm I just had to see what they were doing I'll admit it was pretty cool They had a threesome, Percy, Ron and the ghoul Who knew that Spattergroit could be sexy?
Brotherly love is what we've got Brotherly love, so freakin' hot Brotherly love - it's the Weasley way
Here's the truth about Charlie and Bill They went to play Quidditch on Snowted hill I grabbed my broom and thought that I would join them I saw them there by the light of the moon Bill was riding something but it wasn't his broom Now I know that Charlie's not a natural redhead
Brotherly love is what we've got Brotherly love, so freakin' hot Brotherly love - it's the Weasley way
And now back to me and Fred We moved our party from the couch to the bed I quickly levitated our mirror up to the ceiling Our sneakoscopes was glaring but we didn't care Fred said "Accio!" to my underwear We always like to keep it in the family
Brotherly love is what we've got Brotherly love, so freakin' hot Brotherly love - it's the Weasley way
Brotherly love, that's how we rock Brotherly love, Fred's such a fox Brotherly love, we keep it in the fa-mi-ly!