Do you have the time to listen to me whine About NOTHING and EVERYTHING all at once I am one of those Melodramatic fools Neurotic to the bone No doubt about it
Sometimes I give myself the CREEPS Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me It all keeps adding up I think I’m CRACKING UP Am I just PARANOID? I’m just STONED
I went to a shrink To analyze my dreams SHE says it’s lack of sex that’s bringing me down I went to a whore HE said my life’s a bore And quit my whining cause it’s bringing HER down