Hey mister, where you headed? Are you in a hurry? Need a lift to happy hour Say oh no Do you brake for distilled spirits? Need a break as well The well that inebriates the guilt One, two One, two, three, four
Cold turkey's gettin' stale Tonight I'm eatin' cold Fermented salmonella, poison oak no There's a drought at the fountain of youth Now I'm dehydrated My tongue is swellin' up, I said One, two One, two, three, four
Troubled times You know I cannot lie I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride
There's a drought at the fountain of youth Now I'm dehydrated My tongue is swellin' up I said Shit
Troubled times You know I cannot lie I'm off the wagon And I'm hitchin' a ride (Off the wagon) I'm hitchin' a ride (Off the wagon) I'm hitchin' a ride (Off the wagon) I'm hitchin' a ride (Off the wagon) I'm hitchin' a ride (Off the wagon) I'm hitchin' a ride (Off the wagon) I'm hitchin' a ride (Off the wagon) I'm hitchin' a ride Rode, rode, rode, rode, rode