Virginia was a lot lizard from F.L.A. She had a compund fracture in the trunk It started when she ran away Thumbs out on the interstate She hitched a ride to Misery
Mr. Whirly had a catastrophic incident He fell into the city by the bay He liquidated his estate Now he sleeps up on the Haight Panhandling Misery
And he's gonna get high high high When he's low low low The fire burns from better days And she screams why oh why I said I don't know The catastrophic hymns from yesterday Of Misery
Well Vinnie was a hustler out of Amsterdam He ran the drug cartel in Tinsel Town They found him in a Cadillac Bludgeoned with a baseball bat In the name of Misery
Then Gina hit the road to New York City Mysteriously the night Vinnie croaked She stopped in Vegas to elope With Virginia and a dope Who kissed the bride eternally
And they're gonna get high high high When they're low low low The fire burns from better days And she screams why oh why I said I don't know The catastrophic hymns from yesterday Of Misery
Well hell's hounds on your trail now once again, boy It's groping on your leg until it sleeps The emptiness will fill your soul with sorrow 'Cuz it's not what you make, it's what you leave
And we're gonna get high high high When we're low low low The fire burns from better days And she screams why oh why I said I don't know The catastrophic hymns from yesterday Of Misery