Why don't you sit right back and I I may tell you a tale, a tale of 3 Little pigs and a big bad wolf
Well, the first little piggy Well, he was kinda hick He spent most of his days Just day dreamin' of the city
And then one day he bought a guitar He moved to Hollywood to become a star But living on the farm he knew nothing of the city Built his house outta straw, what a pity?
Then one day Jammin' on some chords Along came the wolf Knockin' on his door
Little pig, little pig let me in Not by the hair of my chiny chin chin Little pig, little pig let me in Not by the hair of my chiny chin chin
Well, I'm huffin', I'm puffin' I'll blow your house in Huffin', puffin' I'll blow your house in
I'm huffin', puffin' I'll blow your house in Huffin' and puffin' An' I'll blow your house in
Well, the second little piggy Well, he was kinda stokin' Spent most of his days just a ganja smokin' Hoppin' and a boppin' down on Venice beach Gettin' paid money for religious speech
Built his shelter from what he garbage picked Mostly made up of old cans and sticks Then one day he was crankin' out Bob Marley Along came the wolf on his big bad harley
Little pig, little pig let me in Not by the hair of my chiny chin chin Little pig, little pig let me in Not by the hair of my chiny chin chin
Well, I'm huffin', I'm puffin' I'll blow your house in Huffin', puffin' I'll blow your house in
I'm huffin', I'm puffin' I'll blow your house in Huffin' and puffin' An' I'll blow your house in
Well, the third little piggy The grade A student, his daddy was a rock star Named Pig Nugent, earned his master's degree From Harvard college
Built his house from his architect knowledge [ From: http://www.elyrics.net ] A tri level mansion Hollywood hills Daddy's rock stardom Paid for the bills
Then one day came the old house masher The big bad wolf the little piggy slasher
Little pig, little pig let me in Not by the hair of my chiny chin chin Little pig, little pig let me in Not by the hair of my chiny chin chin
Well, I'm huffin', I'm puffin' I'll blow your house in Huffin', puffin' I'll blow your house in
Huffin', puffin' I'll blow your house in Huffin' and puffin' An' I'll blow your house in
Well, the big bad wolf, well, he huffed and he puffed All that he could and low and behold The little piggy's house stood It's made out of concrete the little piggy shouted
The wolf just frowned as he pouted So they called 911 like any piggy would They sent out Rambo just as fast as they could
Yo wolf face I'm your worst nightmare Your ass is mine
Well, the wolf fell dead as you can plainly see And that's the end of story, for you and me But still give a listen, you just may Hear the big wolf and little piggies say
Little pig, little pig let me in Not by the hair of my chiny chin chin Little pig, little pig let me in Not by the hair of my chiny chin chin
Well, I'm huffin', I'm puffin' I'll blow your house in Huffin', puffin' Blow your house in Huffin', puffin' Blow your house in Huffin', puffin' Blow your house in
Huffin' and puffin' and I'll blow your house in Huffin' and puffin' and I'll blow your house in Huffin' and puffin' and I'll blow your house in Huffin' and I'll puffin' and I'll blow your house in
And the moral of the story is That bands with no talent Can easily amuse idiots With a stupid puppet show