My baby said so sweetly "You're still my all in all- but either part of you got bigger baby or part of you got small" I looked down in consternation couldn't even see my shoes Houston we have a situation me I got the fatboy blues
well my friends they treat me kindly My friends they treat me great They're just so quick to remind me I've put on even more little weight And then they add too quickly "It sure looks good on you" Then they try to slide on past me and leave me with the fatboy blues
I don't know how it happened I ain't no Elvis P. but one day I just woke up just as fat as I could be Now I stumble out to the kitchen for another chicken or two Well yeah I did it my way and now I got the fatboy blues
Well my pants keep getting tighter But it ain't cause I'm aroused I can't reach in to get my lighter or keys or loose change now guess I'll get a fanny pack if they come in size fifty two Yes I am the walrus and man I got the fat boy blues
I was a tush like Belushi when he was living large gonna make like Cleopatra sail the river on a barge down to New Orleans where they know a thing or two about rice and beans and sausage and garlic and the fat boy blues
If I ever do slender I bet I'll miss myself eating fruit out of a blender snow peas and kelp Well you know I never was good looking but now I'm in the ugly who's who but you can take your stair stepper up to heaven honey cuz I'm down here with my fat boy blues.