What's my name? How long have I been here? Won't you stay? Why are you acting weird? Of course she left the picture, just to rub it in. I can't take this no longer - just put me in the bin. Bye bye brain.
So long sanity. Everything went away when she left me. I can't think since this morning. My head is acting strange. It's all one big dull pain: bye bye brain. Am I dumb? Or was it all that rum? My feet are numb!
This isn't any fun! She's probably somewhere laughing uncontrollably, and sticking little pins into a voodoo doll of me.