S.O.B. : I'm going to tell you a story And I swear it's true It's not about dressers and mirrors It's not about you
It was a sunny day I was running through the forest The rain was pouring harder than ever And that's when I, I lost hope
For this was a friend of mine He made me pictures and posters And if you're gonna be drinking wine Please use the coasters
CHORUS Do you think that I tell a fib? Well if you do I'm going to choke you in Young man how could you prove me wrong Cooped me up in your barn Swallow me in your ashes I think you need some answers
Well sweet Jane she lived down that road We always used to visit her And then she took me in this room I should have known when I kissed her