GTA San Andreas Commercial - Castrodone | Текст песни

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--Castrodone--

Woman 1: Wow, look at him!

Woman 2: Yeah, I’d do him right now.

Woman 1: Yeah, me too. If he weren’t bald!

Woman 3: You may not know it, but this happens to every man at least twice a
day. If you’re balding, you might as well kiss sex goodbye. Even if you’re 16
and have a full head of hair, women can tell if you’re going to go bald. And
that spells trouble. Let’s face it- women hate bald men, except basketball
players.

What causes baldness? Don’t take this the wrong way, but the explanation may
be downstairs. It’s bald, and it wants you to be, too. Through a partially
scientific study, doctors have determined that an abundance of testosterone
causes baldness. And let’s be honest- who needs testosterone? Now science
brings you Castrodone. Castrodone goes to the glands that produce
testosterone, and kills them, protecting your hair and saving your sex life.

Within a few days, you’ll notice a big difference. You’ll begin to look and
feel different. If you’re willing to do anything to prevent the unspeakable
from happening to you, take Castrodone. Remember, baldness, is loneliness.

Disclaimer (read quickly): May impair driving time, map-reading, and home
improvement skills. Castrodon may also cause periodic moodiness, retail
addiction, face-painting and menstruation.