--The Epsilon Program-- (This time, God, it's personal)
Man: Why do trees talk?
Woman: Why are there dinosaurs?
Boy: Why do people die meaningless deaths?
Man 2: Is there other intelligent life in the universe?
Woman 2: Why do I have to be monogamous?
Chris: Do you want answers? Have you searched literature and philosophy for meaning? For years, man has combed the pages of history, searching for enlightenment. Finally, the answers are here. We at the Epsilon Program know religion is a deeply personal experience. Join us- and you will be brought to light. Hi, and Kifflom. I am the honorable Chris Formage. All you have to do is read and understand the Epsilon Tract and the secrets of the Universe will be opened to you. The Epsilon Program. This time, God, it’s personal.