Cupid's Chokehold (Featuring Patrick Stump Of Fall Out Boy)
Take a look at my girlfriend She's the only one I got (ba ba da da) Not much of a girlfriend I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)
It's been some time since we last spoke This is gonna sound like a bad joke But momma I fell in love again It's safe to say I have a new girlfriend
And I know it sounds so old But cupid got me in a chokehold And I'm afraid I might give in Towels on the mat my white flag is wavin'
I mean she even cooks me pancakes And Alka Seltzer when my tummy aches If that ain't love then I don't know what love is
We even got a secret handshake And she loves the music that my band makes I know I'm young but if I had to choose her or the sun I'd be one nocturnal son of a gun
(ba ba da da, ba ba da da)
Take a look at my girlfriend She's the only one I got (ba ba da da) Not much of a girlfriend I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)
Take a look at my girlfriend She's the only one I got (ba ba da da) Not much of a girlfriend I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)
It's been awhile since we talked last And I'm tryin' hard not to talk fast But dad I'm finally thinkin' I may have found the one Type of girl that will make you way proud of your son
And I know you heard the last song About the girls that didn't last long But I promise this is on a whole new plane I can tell by the way she says my name (ba ba da da)
I love it when she calls my phone She even got her very own ringtone If that ain't love then I don't know what love is (ba ba da da)
It's gonna be a long drive home But I know as soon as I arrive home And I open the door take off my coat and throw my bag on the floor She'll be back into my arms once more for sure
Take a look at my girlfriend She's the only one I got (ba ba da da) Not much of a girlfriend I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)
She's got a smile that would make the most senile Annoying old man bite his tongue I'm not done She's got eyes comparable to sunrise And it doesn't stop there Man I swear She's got porcelain skin of course she's a ten And now she's even got her own song But movin' on She's got the cutest laugh I ever heard And we can be on the phone for three hours Not sayin' one word And I would still cherish every moment And when I start to build my future she's the main component Call it dumb call it luck call it love or whatever you call it but Everywhere I go I keep her picture in my wallet like here
Take a look at my girlfriend She's the only one I got (ba ba da da) Not much of a girlfriend I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)
Take a look at my girlfriend She's the only one I got (ba ba da da) Not much of a girlfriend I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)
Посмотрите на мою девушку, Она – единственное, что у меня есть (Ба ба да да) Но подружек так себе У меня, кажется, было немного (Ба ба да да, ба ба да да)
С нашего последнего разговора прошло некоторое время, И, должно быть, это звучит как плохая шутка, Но, мама, я снова влюбился. Можно с уверенностью сказать, что у меня новая девушка.
И я знаю, это звучит так старо, Но Купидон нанёс мне удар. Я боюсь, что поддамся. Полотенца на коврике, мой белый флаг развевается.
Я имею в виду, она даже готовит мне блинчики И даёт Алка Зельцер, когда у меня болит животик. Если это не любовь, то я не знаю, что есть любовь.
У нас даже есть секретное рукопожатие, И она любит музыку, которую играет моя группа. Я знаю, что молод, но если я должен был бы выбрать её или солнце, Я бы стал одним из ночных ублюдков.