Gonna call the President Gonna call a Private Eye Gonna get the IRS Gonna need the FBI
There's not anymore that I can do All the reasons that you gave I'd follow you To where you'd lead and if that be the end of time its true
Wouldnt be the first time I been WRONG Wouldnt be the last I'M SURE, I've Known With all the rumors I could tell, Some things didn't work so well
Well anyway, it feels the same
As when you first told me you were gone, So long ago but I still held on Through all the Motions, the Love and the Sex And thats the truth, and here's the worst yet
Would it even matter the things that I'd say You made your mind up and gone anyway And there's no use now in dragging it on Should've seen it coming all along
Well it’s true....ooh....I had, My doubts of you
Gonna call the President Gonna call myself a Private Eye Gonna need the IRS Gonna get the FBI Gonna make this a federal case Gonna wave it right down in your face Read it baby with your morning news With a sweet hangover And the headlines too, now
Ah ah
I bet you think I'm doing this all for my health I should've looked again babe at somebody else Feelin' like I'm done way more than wrong Feelin' like I'm livin' inside of this song Feelin' like I'm just too tired to care Feelin' like I done more than my share Could it be the way that I carried on Like a broken record for so long
And I do Ooh, oh, I'm Gonna call the President, I'm gonna call a private Eye Gonna get the IRS, Gonna need myself the FBI.
Oooh, What shall I do, If I gave my heart to you? It's such a crime you know it's true
Gonna call the president Gonna need myself a private eye Ooh, gonna need the IRS Gonna get the FBI Gonna make it a federal case Gonna wave it right down in your face Read it baby with your morning news With a sweet hangover and the headlines too