This is not a test This is your Emergency Broadcast System Announcing the commencement of the Annual Purge Sanctioned by the government Weapons of class four and lower have been authorized For use during the Purge All other weapons are restricted Government officials of ranking 10 Have been granted immunity from the Purge And shall not be harmed
Commencing at the siren any and all crime, including murder Will be legal for twelve continuous hours Police, fire and emergency medical services will be unavailable Until tomorrow morning at 7:00 AM when the Purge concludes Blessed be Gunz For Hire, our new founding fathers And our country, a nation reborn May God be with you all