On a Tuesday afternoon My mom came in my room And said, "Get the fuck up out of bed, And get a God damn job." So I told her "Hey, hey, fuck you mom And I threw the phone at her head But I missed and hit her in the snatch So I slammed the door in her face! Don't ever barge in my room Or I'll kick your ass And call the cops And tell them I am abused And you'll wind up in jail While I snowboard in Vail No one to post your bail 'cause daddy loves me more He says that you're a
You're worthless, You're lazy You're stupid A little overweight Now gimme 20 bucks Mommy you're so worthless You're lazy You're stupid A little overweight Now gimme 20 bucks Now make it 50, bucks Now Mom writes me letters I write return to sender, let her Rot there in her cell I watch the dogs mate on her bed Sorry Mom, I had to pawn Your china, silver, and all your jewelry I had to eat AND RENT A BUNCH OF PROSTITUTES LIKE YOU!!