I'm not who you think I am And I think you could use a head exam And I know I'm not always right But how can we make babies If you won't spend the night Just because I live like an animal (chorus)Room smells like a petting zoo Sometimes I go pee in the shower Does not mean I don't love you Not me not me…no no no Not me not me Maybe all your friends were right One look at me no more appetite And maybe you'll give me a chance I'd take you out to dinner But I can't find my pants (chorus) Not me not me…no no no Not me not…no no no Nobody knows nobody knows (chorus) Love you, a hole bunch of times