If I lived in a perfect world I would spend my days lying in the sun The party never ends in a perfect world If your life has hit the skids Wave goodbye to the wife & kids I'm ready to move in to a perfect world Nacho cheese and anarchy Boy that sure sounds good to me Every kind of drug is free In the new America Shoot your pistol in the air Celebrate a brand new year Living leisurely in a perfect world Everybody's drinking hams Good by all you straight edge bands Sit around and get a tan In the new America When I turn on my T.V. Nothing but pornography No more rated "G" in a perfect world Strung out hookers everywhere Have a picnic feed the bears Now nobody even cares In the new America Nothing in this worlds for free Cause everything belongs to me No more green fees in a perfect world