she likes to read i like tv she's checking out my good friend steve (er) she likes a beer i like a shot her parents think i'm selling pot she likes the boys in the band she rollerblades down the strand when i pinch her butt in public she complains the best years of my life washed down the... i like to drive she wants to walk she caught me jacking in my sock i like to drink she likes to dance i'm drunk again off come my pants she likes the boys in the band i dig the surf / she likes the sand when i come home late she's got that look i'm not talkin' bout that jordache look for you i'd do it just for you i'd do it i would wash my car get a job odor eaters for my shoes for you i'd do it for you for you i guess our eyes will never meet mark, please put down the toilet seat she likes to kiss i'd rather fuck all her friends think i'm a schmuck she did the boys in the band i guess i'll be a single man i used to want to sleep in she'd complain the best years of my life washed down the drain i'll wash my car get a job odor eaters for my shoes i'll recycle all my beer cans like i promised i would do i will cancel my subscriptions to juggs and beaver hunt just for you i'll do it just for you - for you