Lyrics to Fugue For Tinhorns : NICELY I got the horse right here The name is Paul Revere And here's a guy that says that the weather's clear Can do, can do, this guy says the horse can do If he says the horse can do, can do, can do.
(Benny starts singing his part at this time, while Nicely continues:) Can do - can do - this guy says the horse can do If he says the horse can do - can do, can do.
(Rusty starts singing his part as the time, while Nicely and Benny continue:) For Paul Revere I'll bite I hear his foot's all right Of course it all depends if it rained last night
Likes mud, likes mud, this X means the horse likes mud If that means the horse likes mud, likes mud Likes mud.
I tell you Paul Revere Now this is no bum steer It's from a handicapper that's real sincere Can do, can do, this guy says the horse can do. If he says the horse can do - can do - can do. Paul Revere. I got the horse right here.
BENNY I'm pickin' Valentine, 'cause on the morning line A guy has got him figured at five to nine Has chance, has chance, this guy says the horse has chance if he says the horse has chance, has chance, has chance
I know it's Valentine, the morning work looks fine Besides the jockey's brother's a friend of mine Needs race, needs race, this guy says the horse needs race If he says the horse needs race, needs race, needs race. I go for Valentine, 'Cause on the morning line, The guy has got him figured at five to nine Has chance, has chance, this guy says the horse has chance Valentine! I got the horse right here.
RUSTY CHARLIE But look at Epitaph. he wins it by a half According to this here in the Telegraph "Big Threat" - "Big Threat" This guy calls the horse "Big Threat" If he calls the horse "Big Threat", Big Threat, Big Threat.
And just a minute, boys. I've got the feed box noise It says the great-grandfather was Equipoise Shows class, shows class. This guy says the horse shows class If he says the horse shows class Shows class, show's class.
So make it Epitaph, he wins it by a half According to this here in the Telegraph. Epitaph! I got the hore right here!