Gwar - Stuck Us With A Sucka | Текст песни

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• Stuck Us With A Sucka

Roundboy:
Yo, this here Roundboy, welcome to the flip side. Miss Thang Lady Dee gotta story to tell y'all. Sad tale 'bout what happened to Gang Bang.

Da Runt:
JC, kick it big for the Lady

Lady Dee:
Back in the hood I'm known as Miss Thang
I used to be the leader of a band they called Gang Bang
DJ Jerry C cut the track that were funky
Crowds hooked on the jams, addicted like junkies

Da Runt:
Dat's right Dee, those kids was hooked baby

G Credit:
Yeah, they was suckin up the Gang Bang like ho's on the crack pipe

Roundboy:
Tell 'em what happened next Miss Thang

Lady Dee:
But our songs they weren't sellin, no gold records on the wall
When the phone started bellin, we finally got the call
from the big time label known as 'white boy records'
They said they'd cut a deal and our words would be heard
On the streets in the cars on the air in the hood
Our songs would be played and the sales would be good
We'd be the biggest thing, no other band could match
We said that all sounds great but there's gotta be a catch

Da Runt:
Yeah, there was, too

Lady Dee:
Uh huh, you know what they did those big record fucks, they stuck us with a sucka

Roundboy:
A sucka?

Lady Dee:
They stuck us, they stuck us, they stuck us with a sucka
They stuck us with a sucka, they stuck us with a sucka
They stuck us, they stuck us, they stuck us with a sucka
They stuck stuck stuck stuck stuck us with a sucka

MC Rhythmless:
Who's this sucka they're talkin about?

Da Runt:
Sit back wire head, you find out

Lady Dee:
Why don't you pick up the story from here Oreo?

MC Oreo:
My name is Oreo and I'm cuddly cold chillin
A tale must be told then I'm what they were willin
To tell all of you that the story's got a villain
Giddly Glomco is the label that we are dealin with

Roundboy:
Glomco? I though it were White Boy?

Oreo:
That was just a cover, just a piddly plop ploy
Them have a piddly plan, them was jumpin for joy
Them know they had us strapped, now our frontman is a toy

G Credit:
By a toy he mean the sucka was a robot
There was a catch that we didn't know about

Roundboy:
Yeah, but the came through on the green, huh, paid up paid up

G Credit:
come on roundboy now your missing the point
got your head in the clouds cause some bitch is on your joint
how you gonna face your friends in the hood
when you stuck us with a sucka, and the sucka's no good

G Credit:
They stuck us, they stuck us, they stuck us with a sucka
They stuck us with a sucka, they stuck us with a sucka
They stuck us, they stuck us, they stuck us with a sucka
They stuck stuck stuck stuck stuck us with a sucka

MC Rhythmless:
Wait, you're talking about me

Da Runt:
That's right you bucket of bolts

MC Rhythmless:
Corporation built me to be a sucka sell out
I'd be a hit, there'd be no doubt
My wiring was faulty, something gone wrong
I couldn't tap my feet to the tempo of the song
Got a cyborg brain and my pistons are pumpin
Can't find the beat when I'm on the stage jumpin
My rap is overrated, my servos gold plated
It's my program's fault that my ego's inflated

Roundboy:
I might be round and I might be slow
I tell ya one thing the robot's gotta go
I do like the bitches and I do like the dough
I tell you again the robot's gotta go

Lady Dee & G Credit:
They stuck us, they stuck us, they stuck us with a sucka
They stuck us with a sucka, they stuck us with a sucka
They stuck us, they stuck us, they stuck us with a sucka
They stuck stuck stuck stuck stuck us with a sucka

Lady Dee:
Fool