Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad to see me, diddly-doo Knock knock! Who's there? Lettuce! Lettuce who? Lettuce inside we'll have a party with you Knock knock! Knockedy knock Knock knock! Knockedy knock Every neighbour on the block wants to undo your lock Knock knock! Knockedy knock Knock knock! Knockedy knock We'll huffin' and we'll puff until we're all in shock Knock knock! Who's there? Police! Police who? Police won't you fix me a drink or two?