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Kay: Eeeeeeek!

Larry: Waaaaaah!

Edgeworth: ...I-is everyone alright?

von Karma: I think so...

Kay: *cough* It looks like everyone's still alive!

Lang: What was that fire?

Larry: It was the fireworks I set up for...

Lang: Fireworks? ...Ah? What's all this?

von Karma: It's the fireworks.

Kay: Whoooa, so pretty!

Gumshoe: Ah, fireworks in the winter sure are nice, pal. But why were there fireworks in the cart?

Larry: Stop! Please stop it! This can't be happeniiiiinnngg!

Edgeworth: Larry, what are you panicking about now?

Kay: Huh? Now the fireworks are forming words.

Gumshoe: Uh, "I Love M, a, b..."

von Karma:
It says "I Love Mabel".

Lang: What the hell is this?

Larry: Waahahaaaah...

Kay: M...A...R...K... Mark y me? Sounds like a code! Do we have to solve it to get it?

Edgeworth: No, I believe that's meant to be an 'R'. It says, 'Marry me'.

Lang: Huh, he mixed up one R with a K, but not the other.

Larry: *sob* Please make it stooop!

von Karma: So this was how he was intending to propose?

Larry: I prepared all this so I could propose to Mabel during the fair!

Gumshoe: So this was what you were hiding, pal?

Kay: And before he could show it, he got dumped. Poor guy.

Larry: ...I can't take this anymore...

von Karma: Stop bothering us with these foolish little ventures of yours!

*whip*

Larry: Eek! I didn't mean to!!

Gumshoe: Considering he's practically dead from emotional trauma, this is literally whipping the dead!

Larry: Tell me about it! I've lost my love and now my stand. I just don't know what to do anymore...

Edgeworth: If it's the stand you're worried about, I'd say there would still be one around, wouldn't you?

Larry: Huh? Where?

Edgeworth: Detective Gumshoe, there must be signs left from the crane car around the lake. Look for it.

Larry: Why the crane?

Kay: Wait, so, I was right!? The cart really did transform into a crane!

Edgeworth: No.

Kay: Aw, I'm wrong?

Larry: Then where is it?

Edgeworth: At the bottom of this lake.

3:00

Kay: Ah! It's the stand! It really was down there!

Edgeworth: As I figured, the jewels were hidden at the bottom of the lake.

von Karma: It's the thieves' stand, isn't it?

Edgeworth: Yes, it is. When the Interpol were close to discovering it, they must have hurried and submerged it into the lake.

Gumshoe: So they didn't send it off into the air, huh?

Larry: But, I swear I saw it. It flew up into the air.

Edgeworth: It's true that it did move upward for a moment. But that was to submerge it.

Gumshoe: What do you mean, sir?

Lang: Ah, that's where the crane comes in.

Edgeworth: That's correct. From the outset, the stolen jewels were hidden at the bottom of the lake. To complete their transaction, they would have had to pull it back up. That was what the crane was used for.

Larry: So it was that crane that I saw?

von Karma: The tank used for diving and the wetsuit were used for that purpose, I see.

Edgeworth: To use the crane wire to pull up the jewels at the lake bottom, there had to be someone to dive for them.

Larry: Then, what about the alien I saw...?

Edgeworth: It was the diver that emerged from the water.

Kay: The shiny and slippery black body was the wetsuit, and the huge eyes were the underwater mask, huh?

Edgeworth: And its voice was made by using the gas mixture with helium in it to make it sound higher.

von Karma: Confusing a diver for an alien, you truly are one annoying fool!

*whip*

Larry: Eek! But that's just what I saw!

Edgeworth: It must have been because of the silhouette cast by the full moon's light. Moreover, he was struck by one of the thieves and fell unconscious.

Larry: Eh? Someone knocked me out?

Edgeworth: Feel the back of your head.

Larry: My head? Wha!? Th-there's a bump!

Lang: What an astounding guy. You didn't even notice it until now?

Larry: I did think my head hurt a bit.

Kay: But Mr. Edgeworth, how did you figure out he was hit?

Edgeworth: Everyone must have noticed the swelling on the back of his head.

Gumshoe: Oh yeah, he was freaking out and telling us to take that chip out of his head.

Edgeworth: Yes, since he kept panicking about having 'a chip planted in it', he missed the real cause entirely. Aliens don't exist, so couldn't have a chip in his head. If we assume that it's only a bump, then it's clear enough. Simplicity is the answer.

Gumshoe: I see.

Edgeworth: Furthermore, it wouldn't make sense for him to faint purely at the sight of the aliens, no matter if he was shocked by them. He's not that delicate of a person.

Larry: Why not!? I'm plenty naive!

von Karma: He certainly had a delicate way of proposing.

Larry: Please don't bring that up again!

Edgeworth: If we put together the swelling and the fact that he fainted, we can easily deduce that he lost consciousness due to a blow to the head. And just before he lost consciousness, he claimed to have seen a UFO fleet.

Larry: Yeah, you're right. I really did see it. That's why I thought the diver was an alien.

Edgeworth: You have it backwards. It's because you thought you saw an alien that you mistook the blinking in your vision as the flickering of a spaceship.

Lang: The blinking in his vision? What are you talking about?

Edgeworth: It's what's known as "seeing stars" upon being hit. When this idiot knocked me over and I hit my head on that rock, I saw them too.

Larry: Don't bring that up anymore either! I said I was sorry!

von Karma: Unbelievable. Are you saying he mistook that for a UFO?

Kay: That sure sounds like Larry!

Larry: Eh~? Really?

Edgeworth: It's not a compliment.

Larry: Then, could I have that stand? That way, I'd have one to set up for the fair.

Edgeworth: What are you talking about? That stand was yours to begin with.

Larry: Wha? Mine?

Edgeworth: The first one to be stolen was that very stand. There aren't too many Steel Samurai Dog stands around, after all.

Larry: Oh, so it was mine all along?

Kay: Isn't that great, Larry?

Larry: Alright, with this, I'll turn over a new leaf and sell those Samurai Dogs like crazy! And find new love while I'm at it!

Edgeworth: Don't get worked up over nothing! Now, go home. It's going to be completely dark soon.

Kay: Guess this pretty much ruined your day off.

Edgeworth: We've uncovered the truth yet again. That's good enough for me. It's my job, after all.

End

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