[Travis:] Hahaha You know what it is Gym class heroes, the dream It's hard to look innocent when I got cookie crumbs all over my face
[Chorus:] [The Dream:] I like girls They like me They look so good In they Seven jeans Told you to be the one And my only I wanna faithful But I can't keep my hands out the cookie jar.
[Travis:] My hands, my hands, my ha uh, my hands Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, my, my Can't keep my hands, my hands, my ha uh, my Can't keep my hands, my hands, my hands out the cookie jar.
[Travis:] You see I got this problem I need help tryna solve it Cause meeting after meeting and I'm still a cookie-holic You can hide em, Imma find them On the counter, in the closet And I'll say I ain't do it with my face Covered in chocolate My girl be setting booby traps To catch me eating Scooby snacks I left crumbs in the bed once But I told her I was through with that She still don't be believing me And I guess that I'm cool with that But I got a sweet tooth, that'll never come loose And the truth of the matter is.
[Chorus:] [The Dream:] I like girls, They like me They look so good In they Seven jeans want you to be the one And my only I wanna be faithful But I can't keep my hands out the cookie jar
[Travis:] My hands, my hands, my ha uh, my hands Can't keep my hands, my hands, my uh, my Can't keep my hands, my hands, my uh, my Can't keep my hands, my hands my hands out the cookie jar.
[Travis:] I got a thing for Milano, Biscotti Italianos And I never turn down some Oreos if you got those Butter Pecan Puerto Rican, Or them Oatmeal Raisin Asians. Hazelnut Brazilians, Macadamia Caucasians, Double stuffed or thin mint It don't matter you getting it Cause I got a sweet tooth that'll never come loose And the fact of the matter is.
[Chorus:] [The Dream:] I like girls, They like me They look so good In they're Seven jeans Want you to be the one And my only I want to be faithful But I can't keep my hands out the cookie jar
[Travis:] My hands, my hands, my ha uh my hands Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my Can't keep my hands, my hands my hands out the cookie jar.
[Travis:] I'm a monster for these cookies I'm a beast for they treats An animal for they crackers Head to feet they so damn sweet Can't keep my hands, my hands, my ha-uh my Can't keep my hands, my hands, my hands out the cookie jar.
[Travis:] And there you have it haha I tried my best I went to cookie anonymous I guess I'm a failure I can't seem to keep my damn hands out the cookie jar but, It is what it is