Gym Class Heroes - Scandalous scholastics | Текст песни

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- Did you hear about Travis ?
- No, what ?
- I heard he's been hooking up with a teacher !
- Nice...

And I can hear them talking in the hallways,
I'm always late for lunch, learning dirty little lessons from you.
Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school,
Now I'm a legend in the locker room... Legendary, baby !

I was just a snotty nosed degenerate with hit pass perfection,
Dodging teachers down to give my late ass detention.
Hardly a heartthrob, but I made due,
Using those same 'Circle yes or no ?' notes I used in grade school.
Folded love letters with a tab that read 'pull here',
Writing back and forth in notebooks for a full year.
I used to daydream about Ms.Magnus,
The type of fantasies you feel guilty for having, but who hasn't ?
The only difference beside the age,
Was the fact I acted on it and who wouldn't ?
A schoolboy crush met mature woman lust and they hit it off so well,
And I could tell the day she asked me
To stay after class, that it was all bad,
But I just bit my lip and acted all mad.
The bell rang, class dismissed,
She door shut and her skirt went up... That's a fact !

And I can hear them talking in the hallways,
I'm always late for lunch, learning dirty little lessons from you.
Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school,
Now I'm a legend in the locker room... Legendary, baby !

We gave a brand new meaning to 'after-school special',
The second that our lips touched.
She kissed my ribs and counted each one out loud,
I tried my hardest not to giggle, but I couldn't cause it tickled so much.
She pulled my pants to half-mast,
I said : "Hurry, Miss Sin, you gonna make me late for math class ?"
The way she praised my balls was vicious,
Now that's what I like to call 'sacrilegious'.
One time became twenty times before we knew it,
We stopped caring about, where we would do it.
From the classroom to the bathroom,
And when all the students was gone, we'd even do it in the staff room.
From F's to A's in less than 3 days,
Now the underachiever's the one with the best grades.
Made the third floor shake without breaking a sweat,
Goddamn, it felt good to be the teacher's pet...

And I can hear them talking in the hallways,
I'm always late for lunch, learning dirty little lessons from you.
Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school,
Now I'm a legend in the locker room... Legendary, baby !

Goodness gracious, accusations, started flying through the building,
Cruel as school children.
This isn't how it was supposed to be,
Reminiscing don't stand so close to me.
And if it's mostly my fault for letting this shit happen,
But I couldn't resist a little adolescent bragging.
I mean, after all I was only 15 and she was showing me things,
My virgin eyes had never seen.
Never forget the little meeting she called,
But when she saw my reaction, it made her appalled.
So basically what you're saying is 'If I don't keep tapping that ass ?',
Then you ain't gonna let me pass.
Psshh ! Some punishment lady and as I turned towards the door,
I looked back, she had her clothes on the floor.
Needless to say I passed with flying colors,
But my teacher was my best friends mother...

And I can hear them talking in the hallways,
I'm always late for lunch, learning dirty little lessons from you.
Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school,
Now I'm a legend in the locker room... Legendary, baby !

And I can hear them talking in the hallways,
I'm always late for lunch, learning dirty little lessons from you.
Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school,
Now I'm a legend in the locker room... Legendary, baby !

And I can hear them ta