It happened on a Monday It was my baby's birthday I wanted to surprise him he deserved a treat … He said he'd be late working He'd call me when he's leaving Off I went to get him something Ain't I just too sweet So I cruised downtown to Armani To find him something trendy And realized that my jimmy Choos were killing me So I text the girls from my car Meet me at Eleven Bar We made quite an entrance That's when I got punked Chorus: My boyfriend is gay I know it sounds cliché That everybody saw right through this guy but me My boyfriend is gay Should've known by the way He tivoed every episode of RHOC My boyfriend is gay He was really such a great guy, but I saw him with another guy His favorite color was turquoise and he always drank chocolatinis through a straw My boyfriend is gay I didn't really mean to spy, but I saw him with another guy You should've seen his place and he cried more than me at every chick flick that we saw (say) la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la Verse: Fast forward to next Friday It's not like I've been crying Deep down I think I must have knew it all along Maybe it was his Cher playlist Or his craving to be A-list Or how he knew the words to every Britney song (oh baby, baby) Perhaps it was that poodle Or those cheese filled strudels He used to dip into his Frappuccino grand Well I must have just been kidding Myself into thinking I was more than him experimenting (Damn) Repeat chorus Well, It happened on a Monday No it wasn't such a fun day When I finally realized what I always knew Repeat chorus