Bring on that pecan pie! Pour some sugar On it sugar Don't be shy.
Scoop me up A mess of that Chocolate swirl. Don't be stingy I'm a growing girl
I offer Big love With no apology. How can I deny the world The most of me?
I am not afraid to throw my weight around Pound by pound by pound
Because I'm Big, blond & beautiful Face the fact It's simply irrefutable! No one wants a meal That only offers the least When girl, we're serving up The whole damn feast
Slice me off a piece of that hog head cheese! Take a look inside My book of recipes Now don't you sniff around For something fluffy and light. We need a man who Bring a man sized appetite!
I use a Pinch of sugar And a dash of spice! I'll let you lick the spoon Because it tastes so nice!
We'll keep in the oven Till it's good and hot Keep on stirring Till you hit the spot!
Because I'm Big, blond, & beautiful There is nothing 'bout us that's unsuitable
Why sit in the bleachers Timid and afraid When Edna You look like the whole parade
They say that white has might And thin is in Well, that's just bull 'Cause ladies big is back And as for black It's beautiful!
All shapes and sizes Follow me! Who wants a twig When you can climb a whole tree?