Spoken: Mr. Chairman, please Point of order, please, point of order, please Can I finish, please?
Singing: I've got those Senator McCarthy, Chairman Mundt, McLellen, Potter, Senator Dirksen Blues
Because my gal won't leave her TV set, I think that she's about to blow her fuse I've got those open session, closing session, End the session, no confession blues
I've got the Secretary Stevens, Don't remember, just can't place it blues I've got those mitsa meya, mama mia, (Mr. secretary, please!) Sorry Senator, I was in Korea blues I've got those hey, reporter, no recorder, Close the border (point of order!) blues
And she's got the dishes in the sink, And her floor ain't mopped, too She's got the washin' in the washer She don't care what DUZ* will do ‘Cause once she that Welch get with those legal torts She just yells, "Beat me, daddy ‘till I'm a habeas corpse."
Spoken: Can I finish? Can I, can I finish, please?
Can you finish? Look, I've got those Senator McCarthy, I, I've just, I've got those blues ‘till I can burst Now, I don't know what it's all about Or where or when or who's on first?
Spoken: Can I finish, I'd like to say something please
I've got the stop the babble, let's play Scrabble, Mommy, mommy where's the Commie blues
Spoken: Mr. Chairman, Mr. Chairman, please!
I've got those Senator McCarthy, Listen gal you're husband's getting jealous blues Now you better do a little house work Or there's a certain man you're gonna lose So better turn off those hearings Before your man gets touchy And be content to spend the day With Groucho Marx and Liberace
Oh, here's the moral of the story And this you ought to know A good man of your own Is better than a daytime TV show Now if you got your man McCarthy sure won't mind
Spoken: Can I finish, can I finish?
I'm finishing, it's the finish to the program called "What's My Shine?"
Spoken: This record is adjourned until 10:30 tomorrow
Is that all, Senator?
Can I finish, please, can I finish?
Oh, not again. Oh!
I'd like finish, can I finish? I'd like to finish, Can I finish, please?
We're finished
*DUZ was a famous brand of wash detergent. Its advertising slogan was "DUZ does everything!"