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The Stonk
Hale & Pace and The Stonkers, 1991. Brian produced the track and played guitar and keyboards, whilst Roger played drums.
Written by Joe Griffiths and Hale & Pace.
Released as a single in aid of Comic Relief, which reached no 1 in March 1991.
Additional Assistance and Notes:
Hale & Pace (vocals)
Brian May, Toni Iommi and Dave Gilmour (guitars)
Roger Taylor, Cozy Powell and Rowan Atkinson (as Mr. Bean) (drums)
Neil Murray (bass)
Brian May, Mike Moran and Joe Griffiths (keyboards)
Chris Thompson, Judie Tzuke, Mike Moran, Maggie Ryder, Miriam Stockley and Suzie O'List (backing vocals)
Produced by Brian May
Engineered by Greg Jackma and John Brough
Assistant Engineer - Heidi Cannavo
Special Guest Engineer - David Richards
Recorded at Metropolis Studios, London, 1991
Cutting engineer Kevin Metcalfe at Townhouse Studios
Available Versions:
1. Single Version (3:45) (available on all singles)
2. Extended Version (5:18) (available on the 12\" and CD singles only; features a lengthy piano introduction, and some additional instrumental sections, but loses some of the lyrics)
Lyrics: (the extended version loses the first line, the first three and last three verses)
Good evening. Here is the six 'o' clock.... stonk

All over the nation there's a brand new craze
You see it going on wherever music plays
It's funky and it's spunky and it's impolite
You can do it by day but it's better at night

S.T.O.N.K
Let's stonk
To the rhythm of the honky tonk
Stick a red nose on your conk
And let's stonk

Well you can play a fiddle with a lump of cheese
Or make the Taj Mahal out of mushy peas
Or microwave a pussy cat for your tea
But it's better little baby if you stonk with me

S.T.O.N.K
Let's stonk
To the rhythm of the honky tonk
Stick a red nose on your conk
And let's stonk

And now here are some great stonkers of our time
Nice to see you, to see you stonk
Read my lips, I'm a stonker
Ich bin ein Stonker
It's one small step for man, one giant stonk for mankind

Let's stonk
If you're skinny or if you're fat
Let's stonk
Then you're on your way to wearing a hat
Upside down if you think you're a bat, let's stonk

They're stonking in the offices and in the shops
The robbers are even stonking with the cops
Grandma is stonking as she stokes the fire
The boy-o's are all stonking in the male voice choir

S.T.O.N.K
Let's stonk
To the rhythm of the honky tonk
Stick a red nose on your conk
And let's stonk

Let's stonk - stonky, stonky - yeah, yeah, yeah
Let's stonk - stonky, stonky - nose on your conky
Let's stonk - stonky, stonky - hubba, hubba, hubba
Let's stonk - stonky, stonky - stick a red nose on your conk
And let's stonk
And let's stonk
Don't be a plonker when you can be a stonker
Let's stonk

Hey, are you stonking - are you asking?
I'm asking - I'm stonking

Let's stonk
To the rhythm of the honky-tonk
And let's stonk - oh, go on please, just stonk with me once more

Let's stonk, let's stonk - I think we ought to
Let's stonk, let's stonk - are you stonking at home?
Shall I compare thee to a summer's stonk
I'd rather you didn't
You don't know what you're missing
Oh yes I do

Officer, I'll come quietly
Well that would make a change
And one final word, from Jacques Coustonk
Blubbbl, blubbl

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