Good evening, here is the six o'clock stonk All over the nation there's a brand new craze You see it going on where the music plays It's funky and it's punky and it's impolite You can do it by day but it's better at night S.T.O.N.K. Let's stonk, to the rhythm of the honky tonk Stick a red nose on your conk And let's stonk Well you can play a fiddle with a lump of cheese Or make the Taj Mahal out of mushy peas Or microwave a pussy cat for your tea But it's better little baby if you stonk with me S.T.O.N.K. Let's stonk, to the rhythm of the honky tonk Stick a red nose on your conk And let's stonk And now here's some great stonkers of our time Nice to see you, to see you Stonk Read my lips, I'm a stonker Ich bin ein stonker It's one small step for man, but a giant stonk for mankind Let's stonk, if you're skinny or if you're fat Let's stonk, if you're on the way to wearing a hat Wrong side down if you think you're a bat let's stonk They're stonking in the offices and in the shops The robbers are even stonking with the cops Grandma's stonking as she stokes the fire The boyos are all stonking in the male voice choir S.T.O.N.K. Let's stonk, to the rhythm of the honky tonk Stick a red nose on your conk And let's stonk Let's stonk, (stonky stonky) Yeah yeah yeah let's stonk, (stonky stonky, nose on your conky) Let's stonk, (stonky stonky, hubba hubba hubba) Let's stonk, (stonky stonky) Stick a red nose on your conk And let's stonk And let's stonk Don't be a plonker when you can be a stonker Let's stonk Hey are you stonking Are you asking I'm asking I'm stonking Let's stonk, rhythm of the honky tonk Let's stonk Let's stonk Officer, I'll come quietly Well that would make a change And one final word from Jacques Coustonk Gurgle