[BURR] How does the bastard, orphan, son of a whore Go on and on Grow into more of a phenomenon? Watch this obnoxious, arrogant, loudmouth bother Be seated at the right hand of the father Washington hires Hamilton right on sight But Hamilton still wants to fight, not write Now Hamilton’s skill with a quill is undeniable But what do we have in common? We’re Reliable with the
[ALL MEN] Ladies!
[BURR] There are so many to deflower!
[ALL MEN] Ladies!
[BURR] Looks! Proximity to power
[ALL MEN] Ladies!
[BURR] They delighted and distracted him Martha Washington named her feral tomcat after him!
[HAMILTON] That’s true
[FULL COMPANY] 1780
[BURR] A winter’s ball And the Schuyler sisters are the envy of all Yo, if you can marry a sister, you’re rich, son
[HAMILTON] Is it a question of if, Burr, or which one?