HAMILTON: Oh well sure, sir I'm Alexander Hamilton I'm at your service, sir I have been looking for you
BURR: I'm getting nervous
HAMILTON: Sir, I heard your name at Princeton I was seeking an accelerated course of study When I got sort out of sorts with a buddy of yours I may have punched him It’s a blur, sir He handles the financials—
BURR: You punched the bursar?
HAMILTON: Yes, I wanted to do what you did Graduate in two, then join the revolution He looked at me like I was stupid I’m not stupid So how’d you do it? How’d you graduate so fast?
BURR: It was my parents' dying wish before they passed
HAMILTON: You're an orphan Of course, I'm an orphan God, I wish there was a war! Then we could prove that we're worth more Than anyone bargained for
BURR: Can I buy you a drink?
HAMILTON: That would be nice
BURR: While we’re talking, let me offer you some free advice Talk less
HAMILTON: What?
BURR: Smile more
HAMILTON: Ha
BURR: Don't let them know what you're against or what you're for
HAMILTON: You can't be serious
BURR: You want to get ahead?
HAMILTON: Yes
BURR: Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead
LAURENS: Yo yo yo yo yo! What time is it?
LAURENS, MULLIGAN: Showtime!
BURR: ...like I said...
LAURENS: Showtime! Showtime! Yo! I’m John Laurens in the place to be! Uh, two pints o' Sam Adams, but I'm working on three, uh! Those redcoats don't want it with me Cause I will pop chick-a-pop these cops 'til I'm free!
LAFAYETTE: Ah oui oui, mon ami, je m'appelle Lafayette! The Lancelot of the revolutionary set! I came from afar just to say \"Bonsoir!\" Tell the king, “Casse-toi!” Who's the best? C’est moi!
MULLIGAN: Brrrah, brraaah! I am Hercules Mulligan Up in it, lovin’ it Yes I heard your mother say “come again?”
LAURENS, LAFAYETTE: Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
MULLIGAN: Lock up your daughters and horses, of course It's hard to have intercourse over four sets of corsets
LAFAYETTE: Wow
LAURENS: No more sex Pour me another brew, son! Let’s raise a couple more
LAURENS, LAFAYETTE, MULLIGAN: To the revolution!
LAURENS: Well if it ain’t the prodigy of Princeton College
MULLIGAN: Aaron Burr
LAURENS: Give us a verse, drop some knowledge
BURR: Good luck with that You’re takin’ a stand You spit, I’mma sit We’ll see where we land
LAFAYETTE, MULLIGAN: Booooo/Ohhhhhh
LAURENS: Burr, the revolution’s imminent What do you stall for?
HAMILTON: If you stand for nothing, Burr, what’ll you fall for?
LAURENS, MULLIGAN, LAFAYETTE: Oooh
LAURENS: Who are you?
MULLIGAN: Who are you?
LAFAYETTE: Who are you?
LAURENS, MULLIGAN, LAFAYETTE: Who, who is this kid? What's he gonna do?