[HAMILTON] Oh well sure, sir I'm Alexander Hamilton I'm at your service, sir I have been looking for you
[BURR] I'm getting nervous
[HAMILTON] Sir, I heard your name at Princeton I was seeking an accelerated course of study When I got sort out of sorts with a buddy of yours I may have punched him It’s a blur, sir He handles the financials—
[BURR] You punched the bursar?
[HAMILTON] Yes, I wanted to do what you did Graduate in two, then join the revolution He looked at me like I was stupid I’m not stupid So how’d you do it? How’d you graduate so fast?
[BURR] It was my parents' dying wish before they passed
[HAMILTON] You're an orphan Of course, I'm an orphan God, I wish there was a war! Then we could prove that we're worth more Than anyone bargained for
[BURR] Can I buy you a drink?
[HAMILTON] That would be nice
[BURR] While we’re talking, let me offer you some free advice Talk less
[HAMILTON] What?
[BURR] Smile more
[HAMILTON] Ha
[BURR] Don't let them know what you're against or what you're for
[HAMILTON] You can't be serious
[BURR] You want to get ahead?
[HAMILTON] Yes
[BURR] Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead
[LAURENS] Yo yo yo yo yo! What time is it?
[LAURENS, MULLIGAN] Showtime!
[BURR] ...like I said...
[LAURENS] Showtime! Showtime! Yo! I’m John Laurens in the place to be! Uh, two pints o' Sam Adams, but I'm working on three, uh! Those redcoats don't want it with me Cause I will pop chick-a-pop these cops 'til I'm free!
[LAFAYETTE] Ah oui oui, mon ami, je m'appelle Lafayette! The Lancelot of the revolutionary set! I came from afar just to say "Bonsoir!" Tell the king, “Casse-toi!” Who's the best? C’est moi!
[MULLIGAN] Brrrah, brraaah! I am Hercules Mulligan Up in it, lovin’ it Yes I heard your mother say “come again?”