[BURR/JEFFERSON/MADISON] Alexander Hamilton had a torrid affair And he wrote it down right there
[MADISON] Highlights!
[HAMILTON/JEFFERSON] “The charge against me Is a connection with one James Reynolds! For purposes of Improper speculation My real crime is an Amorous connection with his wife For a considerable time With his knowing consent
[JAMES] James Reynolds!
[BURR] My real crime is an Amorous connection with his wife
[MADISON/BURR/JEFFERSON] Damn!
[HAMILTON/JEFFERSON/MADISON] “I had frequent meetings with her Most of them at my own house.”
[BURR] At his own house!
[MADISON] At his own house!
[DEEP VOICE] Damn!
[HAMILTON/JEFFERSON] “Mrs. Hamilton with our children being absent On a visit to her father.”
[MADISON/BURR] No…
[COMPANY] Boooo!
[MADISON/BURR] Have you read this?
[JEFFERSON] Well, he’s never gon’ be President now
[MADISON/BURR] Never gon’ be President now
[JEFFERSON] Well, he’s never gon’ be President now
[MADISON/BURR] Never gon’ be President now
[JEFFERSON] He’s never gon’ be President now
[MADISON/BURR] Never gon’ be President now
[JEFFERSON] That’s one less thing to worry about
[JEFFERSON/MADISON/BURR] That’s one less thing to worry about!
[ANGELICA] I came as soon as I heard
[JEFFERSON] What?!
[HAMILTON] Angelica—
[COMPANY] All the way from London?! Damn
[HAMILTON] Angelica, thank God Someone who understands what I’m Struggling here to do
[ANGELICA] I’m not here for you
[ENSEMBLE] Oooooh!
[ANGELICA] I know my sister like I know my own mind You will never find anyone as trusting or as kind I love my sister more than anything in this life I will choose her happiness over mine every time Put what we had aside I’m standing at her side You could never be satisfied God, I hope you’re satisfied
[JEFFERSON/MADISON/BURR] Well, he’s never gon’ be President now Well, he’s never gon’ be President now Well, he’s never gon’ be President now That’s one less thing to worry about.
[ENSEMBLE MEN] Never gon’ be President now Never gon’ be President now Never gon’ be President now That’s one less thing to worry about.
[JEFFERSON/MADISON] Hey! At least he was honest with our money! Hey! At least he was honest with our money!
[HAMILTON] Hey! At least I was honest with our money!
[JEFFERSON/MADISON] Hey! At least he was honest with our money! [ENSEMBLE WOMEN] Well he’s never gon’ be President now Well he’s never gon’ be President now Well he’s never gon’ be President now That’s one less thing to worry about.
[ENSEMBLE MEN] Well he’s never gon’ be President now Well he’s never gon’ be President now Well he’s never gon’ be President now.
[FULL COMPANY] That’s one less thing to worry about! The Reynolds Pamphlet
[JEFFERSON/MADISON/BURR] Have you read this? You ever see somebody ruin their own life?