LYRICS: Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity To kill someone who's caused you pain Misery, distress, suicidal contemplation Would you capture it? Or just let it slip? Here's my story
My dad's dead with a snake bite to the head Wearing black like a G 'cause I am depressed, So stressed, 'cause my mom hooked up with my uncle-daddy In two months -- less, what a mess, now I'm maddy Yo, I'm too much in the sun and I'm starting to sweat And I wish that this too sullied flesh would get Away from this body so I could just die But what's that, Horatio? My dad's back, why?
I'm a ghost, oh my golly gee; I'm here in actuality Just come to me and you will see the pain of my reality I'm stuck in a Purgatory, I was killed without no glory Your uncle Claudius he killed me to gain his royal fury Slipped that poison down, in my ear, holy cow And I seek vengeance now, Hamlet, better help me out Kill the king, not your mama, use your wits, hold the drama And from this point on, antic disposition
To be or not to be, is this life meant for me? Death is a leveler, indeed I only got one shot to go and avenge the throne This opportunity comes once in a lifetime
Now Ophelia (yes?), I feel ya (uh-huh?), and I'mma keep it real Ya know that something's going down, by the way I came in your house I was sick, looking fowl, your daddy thinks I'm crazy now Even R and G, my homie G's, are spying on me now Yo dad, I'm acting mad but I ain't giving it my all I got the liver of a pigeon, and I don't possess the gall To turn things around, but with the players in town I'll catch the conscience of the king and get my feet off the ground
You see, Mommy betrayed me, ya'll know what I mean? I mean baby, I'm crazy; GET THEE TO A NUNNERY! And uncle, you trippin', you flippin' liar! Only liars f-f-frightened by f-false fire The play's the thing and I know your transgression But what's this? A plot twist? A confession? Ghost, I'mma nab at him, and mom you ain't so fab with him Guess who I just stabbed? The lord chamberlain
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Now R and G, you sponges to the king You two are living in a pineapple under the sea You honestly believe between you and me That I will show you where to find the body? Well, you wrong, I'm strong, I put the body by the stairs And I'll to England, but once I get back -- beware Ayo Norway, Poland's got no profit but the name But who am I to scoff at you when I gotta step up my game?
Oh uncle, oh father -- oh, guess who's coming home I met up with a couple pirates on the watery road And all this information I have carefully disclosed In a note in the hands of Horatio Don't jest, don't play me, it's really quite amazing That you thought I'd stick in England when the people there are crazy There'll be no more overthinking, there'll be no more asking why 'Cause from this point forward, man, I want the king to die
Like this skull that I smother, Laertes you were my other From another mother, but I loved your sister more than you, her brother Brother, I don't understand all this hostility I loved you ever, you said that you'd never want to fight with me I hear you wanna duel, and I accept your competition Yet little did I know that killing me was your big mission Poisoned sword, poisoned drink, we're all in the same position Me and you and king and queen are now no more than apparitions
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And so cracked my noble heart! The rest is silence, man Hamlet, Prince of Denmark Peace out!
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