There's a place where I always wanted to go through a platform at the station where I think you know It always seems so much more beautiful than here But things are not always quite as they appear Cause I've done a little searching and become concerned that the wizarding world isn't quite what we had learned So I might share a few of those fears
This is an open letter to the wizards of the UK Cause I've finally got the nerve to say things that I gotta say You make it seem like your world is so pristine When it's angels versus demons, it's not hard to pick a team Well I used to want to go to Hogwarts too but now I got a couple questions for you.
Well you don't seem to have much industry Wizards work at schools or the ministry And by letting goblins house your currency, You're letting them control your whole economy.
I don't understand how any business gets done when a wand only costs seven galleons. That doesn't seem like much to me.
This is an open letter to the wizards of the UK Cause I've finally got the nerve to say things that I gotta say You make it seem like your world is so pristine When it's angels versus demons, it's not hard to pick a team Well I used to want to go to Hogwarts too but now I got a couple questions for you.
They say you can put a stopper in death, Well I'm wondering why you haven't shared that yet. Cause when my friends and family die, And the wizards aren't helping, well I wonder why, You can make new hands and regrow bones Dumbledore a hundred and fifty freaking years old, and I don't think we'd mind if you shared.
And your isolationist tendencies, they really worry me with the Dark Lord at your door step, You'd hadn't called for help yet. You've got known racists playing politics And slaves making your food Yeah, Slaves making your food.
Yeah, I don't think it's as nice as it appears, I think I'd rather deal with the problems we've got here. Which is why I wrote this
This is an open letter to the wizards of the UK Cause I've finally got the nerve to say things that I gotta say You make it seem like your world is so pristine When it's angels versus demons, it's not hard to pick a team Well I used to want to go to Hogwarts too but now I got a couple questions for you.
Yeah I had a couple questions for you. And that's why I sang you this tune.