I’m gettin’ kinda tired of this Pre-publication media blitz You’ve got all of Muggle-kind under your spell
Don’t they know the whole world’s already gone And reserved a copy at Amazon How many more books could you sell? Now give me my book or go to hell
‘Cause I need Harry Potter Like a Grindylow needs water As Saturday approaches my need grows
Oh Accio, Deathly Hallows Incendio, book sales embargoes It’ll feel like phoenix tears on a broken nose Yeah Accio, Deathly Hallows Accio, Deathly Hallows
I’m getting kinda petrified What would Ron do if Hermione died Or if Voldemort killed Hedwig just for yucks
I have no confidence In theories about the Half Blood Prince And what if Harry’s brain is a Horcrux Oh, holy crap, that would frickin’ suck
‘Cause I need Harry Potter Like a Grindylow needs water As Saturday approaches my need grows
Accio, Deathly Hallows Incendio, book sales embargoes It’ll feel like phoenix tears on a broken nose Woah accio, Deathly Hallows
Whatever’s up the sleeve of J.K. Rowling I bet it has to do with Snape unbreakably vowing To protect that Pureblood pus face Malfoy
But in the end I don’t think it’s gonna matter If Snape’s good, or if he’s bad Because the weight of the world rests on our boy Yeah, the weight of the world rests on our boy
‘Cause we need Harry Potter Like a Grindylow needs water As that day approaches our need grows
Oh Accio, Deathly Hallows Incendio, book sales embargoes It’ll feel like Phoenix tears on a broken nose Yeah Accio, Deathly Hallows Oh Accio, Deathly Hallows
But mostly I’m just feelin’ sad I know this could end real bad but I wish it didn’t have to end at all Yeah, I wish it didn’t have to end at all
‘Cause I couldn’t care more about Harry Potter If Hogwarts was my Alma Mater And as Saturday approaches my need grows
Yeah Accio, Deathly Hallows Incendio, book sales embargoes It’ll feel like phoenix tears on a broken nose Yeah Accio, Deathly Hallows Oh Accio, Deathly Hallows Accio, Deathly Hallows Accio, Deathly Hallows Oh Accio, Deathly Hallows