I hate this place I can barely keep the misery off my face Yeah there's on place I'd mush rather be Takin transfiguration and arithmancy And hangin' with my friends in the owlerey But instead I'm learning parts of speech And trying not to fall asleep And avoiding the only girl in school who might like me
It's so grotesque When the quy sittin next to me drools all over his desk And I almost raise my hand to complain But then I realise that I wanna be doin the same So I put my head down on my desk as well And suddenly I'm learning a spell To make my teacher's head swell But then he wakes me up, and I can't help but yell ENORGIO!
This isn't hogwarts! This is a concrete box And the pictures on the wall are never gonna talk And the teachers don't care that the kids don't try And the most magical thing we have is florecent lights And they don't put you in hufflepuff if your not cool Instead they sort you in the parking lot after school And I think if I looked into the mirror of erised I'd be wearing wizard robes with gold and red I'm not saying I'm not proud to be a nerd But public school aint no place for a wizard Yeah public school aint no place for a wizard
You know what's gross When the lunch meat looks like three day old soggy toast But as I ate it anyway I overheared This guy I hardly know calling me a nerd So I cast semprum sempra on him inside my mind I wish there were house elves making my food And everything was perfectly spiced And the only one being rude was the poltergeist
And here's what's true I'd do pretty much anything to go to wizard school I'd even call delores umbrige my friend If it ment I'd never have to go to gym again But I look around at all of this crap that's part of my life No ghosts stalkin the halls Or hangin in the bathroom stalls And the stairs don't move cuz there's no stairs at all
This isn't hogwarts! This is a concrete box And the pictures on the wall are never gonna talk And the teachers don't care that the kids don't try And the most magical thing we have is florecent lights And they don't put you in hufflepuff if your not cool Instead they sort you in the parking lot after school And I think if I looked into the mirror of erised I'd be wearing wizard robes with gold and red I'm not saying I'm not proud to be a nerd But public school aint no place for a wizard Yeah public school aint no place for a wizard