My girl don't like my cowboy hat, she says that it's so yucky My girl don't like my cowboy hat, but she don't know how lucky She is to have a man like me to take her to the disco When I walk in they say, "Hey Jim where's Hop-a-long and Sisco" I guess she's never stop to think of all it's many uses Although it's got a six inch brim it's very unobtrusive If you get caught out in the rain you'd surely wish you had one And if a pigeon passes by those whithout will be mad ones My girl don't like my cowboy hat she says it looks so silly My girl don't like my cowboy hat she always says, "Now really Do you have to wear that thing when we go after dinner?" I say, "My dear, some of bureaucrats are not exactly winners" You can trick out of it, lay down on it, it reallly doesn't matter You can carry smokes and money folks in a big ten gallon huddle Well it's the greatest thing to hit the scene In the last two hundred years And if you have no hair up there it'll fit over your ears Oh, my girl don't like my cowboy hat she says it looks so tacky My girl don't like my cowboy hat I told her to get packing I found someone who always wears a cowboy's hat too Where the only time we take ours off is when we want to...kiss My girl don't like my cowboy hat, she says that it's so yucky My girl don't like my cowboy hat, but she don't know how lucky She is to have a man like me to take her to the disco When I walk in they say, "Hey Jim where's Hop-a-long and Sisco".