It started at a bus stop in the middle of nowhere Sitting beside me was a man with no hair From the look on his face and the size of his toes He comes from a place that nobody knows
Maybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilating Letting this big-toed, bald man sitting here tell me about the sky Maybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilating If you asked me now then I couldn't tell you why
I've been sitting here too long by a man from Milwaukee He's talking too long on his yellow walkie talkie He's talking to Mars but I think he's wacky He says they'll come get him, come get him someday
He says where he's from is called Albertane There, they use more than ten percent of their brain But you couldn't tell it from the way they behave They run around in underwear and they never shave
Or, maybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilating Letting this big-toed, bald man sitting here tell me about the sky Maybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilating And if you asked me now then I couldn't tell you why
I've been sitting here too long by a man from Milwaukee He's talking too long on his yellow walkie talkie He's talking to Mars but I think he's wacky He says they'll come get him, come get him someday
You wouldn't believe me if I told you the rest The man sitting by me who was just barely dressed Flew off to Milwaukee or perhaps Albertane And left me at the bus stop just barely sane
Maybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilating If you asked me now then I couldn't tell you why
I've been sitting here too long thinking about Milwaukee I've been talking too long on my yellow walkie talkie I'm talking to Mars, you may think that I'm wacky I know they'll come get me, come get me someday I know they'll come get me and take me away I know they'll come get me, come get me someday If not tomorrow, then maybe today!