Don't you smell the cookies he's bakin' Can't you see that belly, it's shakin' Don't take a cookie off of that pan You don't want to mess with this man
Chorus: You've never seen this side of him before You know he won't be knockin' at your door
Here comes Santa Claus Doin' all those good things Everybody knows the Claus Here comes Santa Claus You know he's a big man Don't mess with the boss
Ask Rudolph and he won't steer your wrong Santa wasn't this fat all along Until he started cookin' one day Don't try to take that turkey away
Repeat Chorus
Crusin' down the air highway in his sleigh Bringing all the presents for the next day Don't forget the donuts
His cookies and his milk are his pride or anything that can be deep-fried Don't get me wrong now he's a nice guy But you don't want to get on his bad side