She owns a shotgun and a fourty-four And a five-pound chihuahua named El Salvador She likes to lie under the stars at night And watch the sky as the plains pass by
You know that skirt's so short your eyes could bleed Yes, she acts like she's a royal queen of modesty She'll keep you guessing 'cause her eyes deceive When you think you got it made She's got the aces up her sleeve
She's so lovely And she lets you believe what you want to believe When she loves me All you know she can do no wrong
You know she wants to buy a limousine So she can always look important everytime she's seen She's got a smile that you can't believe And the junk in her trunk! It'll bring you to your knees
She's so lovely And she lets you believe what you want to believe When she loves me All you know she can do no wrong
Oh no, she can do no wrong Say, you know she can do no wrong When she loves me
When she goes out with the girls at night She won't be back until the dawn of the morning light She quit her job at the sales and loan Now she's working for the nation Got a job in immigration
She's so lovely And she lets you believe what you want to believe When she loves me All you know she can do no wrong
Oh no, she can do no wrong Say, you know she can do no wrong When she loves me