First, there's lots of kids in my family There's my sister Jan My sister Jan is a ballet dancer She takes ballet lessons and she's really good I've seen her dance, she dances really good And she's in high school She's got a boyfriend And she's really smart And she's going to go to the college soon 'cause she's smart I'm the stupid one
And then there's my brother Don My brother Don is really smart He works in an art gallery He's really nice He's got a bright future ahead of him 'cause he's really smart He went to college and he's really smart I'm the stupid one
And then there's my sister Sharon Sharon's sort of pregnant right now But she's still really nice and smart She's smart and they're gonna get married, I think She and her boyfriend Butch are gonna get married 'cause they're really nice and they'll have nice kids I don't think they're gonna go to college But they're really nice people I'm the stupid one
And then there's my brother J.B. He's really nice He's sort of a paederast But he's still really... I don't know, I think he's in college I think he's gay He's still really, J.B.'s still really nice I guess I'm just the stupid one