(This is a medley of various Radiohead songs, sung bluegrass-style for comedic effect. The original Radiohead songs are in brackets.)
[Everything In Its Right Place] Everything, Everything
[Planet Telex] You can force it but it will not come You can taste it but it will not form (Chasing you home) Everything is broken Everyone is broken
[2+2=5] I'll stay home forever Where two and two Always make a five
[Instrumental from No Surprises]
[Optimistic] You can try the best you can You can try the best you can The best you can is good enough You can try the best you can You can try the best you can The best you can is good enough The best you can is good enough The best you can is good enough...
[You And Whose Army?] We rise tonight, we ride tonight We rise tonight, we ride tonight
[Karma Police] This is what you get This is what you get This is what you get, when you mess with us
[Knives Out] Knives out, catch the mouse Squash his head, throw him in the-
[Creep] She's running out again (So effin' special) She's running out She runs (runs!) Runs (runs!) Runs (run baby, run!)
[Instrumental from The National Anthem]
[Morning Bell] Release me, release me Cut the kids in half (come on!) Cut the kids in half Cut the kids in half
[How To Disappear Completely] That there, that's not me I go where I please I'm not here
[Instrumental from Just]
[Fake Plastic Trees] She looks like the real thing She tastes like the real thing My fake plastic girl
[Nice Dream] Nice dream (If you think that you're strong enough) Nice dream (If you think you belong enough) Nice dream Come on!
[Paranoid Android] That's it, sir! You're leaving The crackle of pigskin The dust and the screaming Them yuppies networking The panic, the vomit The panic, the vomit God loves his children (Copy that, God loves his children. 10-4.)