Well you look smart But it's just book smarts 'Cause you don't act so smart Around us lately 'Cause throwing canaries Throwing canaries At your friends Is not a sign of affection
Did you join the Slug Club, baby So you could network With the kids with connections? Or was it for Slughorn's food? 'Cause the food in the dining hall? The food in the dining hall? Come on, Hermione, Dining hall food's pretty good
One thousand owls Won't tell us if you're crazy One thousand owls Can't keep Ron from mauling Lavender Brown!
Well you can flirt with McClaggan Now you're taking him to The Christmas Party Don't you know that he's just a dude? I bet he likes crap bands I heard he likes Jock Jams Come on, Hermione, You're making things pretty awkward, weird, awkward.